a superstitious hyperrealist;

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

~~PQ CANCELARAM???~~

litmajorlemur:

[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Read book to fall asleep] ” Bottom text: “ [Finish book, still not tired] ”]

[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Read book to fall asleep] ” Bottom text: “ [Finish book, still not tired] ”]

So my dad is bugging me about getting a job, I’ve been looking everywhere, although he thinks I’m not

tdk18:

but I’m just like

yourfandomsucks:

The accidental collision of two ego maniacs

us.

“I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else.”